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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 10:47
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
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Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Everyone loved it.
—
So, the docs changed it to read
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Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What made you feel satisfied about your life today?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Does sleeping with earbuds cause ear pain?
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
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No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
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share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Then came..
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Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones